The following is a posting of just a few of my invention ideas. I once looked into aquiring a patent for some of them but the costs are outrageous! If you have money and decide to market any of these ideas, good karma could be yours by tossing me a couple thousand dollars now and again. I've always dreamed of being a thousandaire!
an alarm clock that fits directly in your ear so as not to wake your bed partner.
a pizza box with paper plates that punch out from the top of the box.
an Online Cemetary.
ice cream that pours out like cereal.
processed cheese slices with cute cartoon pictures on them.
milk that is already flavored like your favorite cereal.
pan handles that change color to let you know that they are hot.
swiffer slippers that clean your floor as you walk.
individually wrapped peanut butter and jelly slices.
boots with scouring pads on the bottom for scrubbing your floor.
enjoy
About Me
- Dwayne's Brain
- I am a vegetarian, liberal/radical semi-communist egalitarian. I do not have or even remotely like talking aout pets so don't even get me started. my mission on this planet is to survive the apocalypse and be the best husband and father I can be, the rest is just gravy. I like toast.
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